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    • 10. It’s cheaper than playing golf.
    •   9. I’m not sore for three days afterward.
    •   8. It’s a great activity when I’m in the “doghouse”.
    •   7. It will give me something to do if and when I retire.
    •   6. It’s a great exercise to do by yourself.
    •   5. People seem to get a kick out of it.
    •   4. God directed me to and who am I to argue with Him.
    •   3. It’s a great way to relieve frustrations.
    •   2. It’s much more interesting than television.
    •   1. If I don’t get these thoughts out of my head it will eventually explode.
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