To all interested parties: I am currently accepting pre-orders for my book “Little Heathens”. For all who place their order through me I am offering a 10% discount off the list price of $21.99. In addition, by ordering directly from me, you will receive your copy approximately 90 days prior to the book being available in stores. You may have read some excerpts I’ve posted from the book on this blog including, “Let’s Get Kathy, She’ll Do It!”, “This Will Only Hurt For A Few Seconds”, and “Has Anybody Seen My Lizard?”. If you would like to place a pre-order, e-mail your name, address and preferred contact information to firstname.lastname@example.org.